Hahahaha so I log in to GM and peek at the chat to see if any friends are on...BAM! All guys...Mostly guys in their 30's...All white...All gold members.
I believe while I slept last night someone turned GM into a gay site...Which would work out great if I was Canadian, an Ozzie or British but I like women.
I mean I'm flattered by Mohawk's mad crush on me but "Hey buddy! These boots were made for walking!"
Anyways...I'm pretty happy and stable in my Noodlelicious Life but I do like it when there are women on the blogs because God knows otherwise we all end up picking on Walter or wanting to make heads or tails of some dark poetry by some fat guy out of Ohio with a fascination for Slipnot and S & M...In his mom's basement...Or his "Lair" as he probably calls it.
By the way Samedi...You have to switch to decaf buddy.
Hahahaha so I log in to GM and peek at the chat to see if any friends are on...BAM! All guys...Mostly guys in their 30's...All white...All gold members.
I believe while I slept last night someone turned GM into a gay site...Which would work out great if I was Canadian, an Ozzie or British but I like women.
I mean I'm flattered by Mohawk's mad crush on me but "Hey buddy! These boots were made for walking!"
Anyways...I'm pretty happy and stable in my Noodlelicious Life but I do like it when there are women on the blogs because God knows otherwise we all end up picking on Walter or wanting to make heads or tails of some dark poetry by some fat guy out of Ohio with a fascination for Slipnot and S & M...In his mom's basement...Or his "Lair" as he probably calls it.
By the way Samedi...You have to switch to decaf buddy.
Noodles: Um, let's see ... Vorpal, Wolf, Dutch, Pretty, Fairy, Messy, Gemstone, Numbjaw ... nope. All aliases. Oh wait! My cat's name is Symmetry. Yes, that's his ACTUAL name. So there you go.
Noodles: Um, let's see ... Vorpal, Wolf, Dutch, Pretty, Fairy, Messy, Gemstone, Numbjaw ... nope. All aliases. Oh wait! My cat's name is Symmetry. Yes, that's his ACTUAL name. So there you go.
Fierce Love...Being a woman means sweet choices in Ohio...Wannabe Drug dealer/farmer or metalhead.
Deathisanewlife...Ditto
Feistyswitch...Where's the damn blog you were going to write woman? >:(
Samedi..."much of the clientele at GM seems to be yet more single 30something caucasians with serious fucking relationship issues (or is that just me I wonder)...Most likely you...Hey do all your friends have nicknames...Is there no "Bob" or "Jill" among your band of gypsies and theives?
HTPK...Yeah I did but this one made too much sense in my own special way.
Mohawk...Don't mention black guys around Walter he gets nervous and his palms sweat with sexual tension.
Fierce Love...Being a woman means sweet choices in Ohio...Wannabe Drug dealer/farmer or metalhead.
Deathisanewlife...Ditto
Feistyswitch...Where's the damn blog you were going to write woman? >:(
Samedi..."much of the clientele at GM seems to be yet more single 30something caucasians with serious fucking relationship issues (or is that just me I wonder)...Most likely you...Hey do all your friends have nicknames...Is there no "Bob" or "Jill" among your band of gypsies and theives?
HTPK...Yeah I did but this one made too much sense in my own special way.
Mohawk...Don't mention black guys around Walter he gets nervous and his palms sweat with sexual tension.
Yeah I'm totally with you there Noodles I can't believe the incredible ratio of men to women on GM now I mean I love reading whiny goth poetry as much as the next guy (unless you're the next guy Noodles in which case I'll move further down the line) but so much of the clientele at GM seems to be yet more single 30something caucasians with serious fucking relationship issues (or is that just me I wonder) and it really skews the scene for the rest of us hey maybe they should change the name to GayGothicMatch that way we could just add another G to GM and continue along as normal.
Incidentally I gave up coffee about month ago dude.
Yeah I'm totally with you there Noodles I can't believe the incredible ratio of men to women on GM now I mean I love reading whiny goth poetry as much as the next guy (unless you're the next guy Noodles in which case I'll move further down the line) but so much of the clientele at GM seems to be yet more single 30something caucasians with serious fucking relationship issues (or is that just me I wonder) and it really skews the scene for the rest of us hey maybe they should change the name to GayGothicMatch that way we could just add another G to GM and continue along as normal.
Incidentally I gave up coffee about month ago dude.
