God damnit, I work my butt off thinking up crazy bullshit to post on this site, and Jade gets the same effect just from saying nothing! NOTHING!
Congratulations Jade, you are the new Marcel Marceau of GM. Never has so much been accomplished with so little effort. I am at once impressed and depressed ... which puts me at the same level as a bas-relief, I suppose.
I'd ask your thoughts on the matter but I'm not expecting any type of audible answer.
God damnit, I work my butt off thinking up crazy bullshit to post on this site, and Jade gets the same effect just from saying nothing! NOTHING!
Congratulations Jade, you are the new Marcel Marceau of GM. Never has so much been accomplished with so little effort. I am at once impressed and depressed ... which puts me at the same level as a bas-relief, I suppose.
I'd ask your thoughts on the matter but I'm not expecting any type of audible answer.
Hahaha...Jade has been here for awhile and she DOESN"T really write or exist...I think she's either a bot or paid to wake up the neighbors...Hahahaha on to the next episode.
Hahaha...Jade has been here for awhile and she DOESN"T really write or exist...I think she's either a bot or paid to wake up the neighbors...Hahahaha on to the next episode.
Bloody Noodles, it seems he got WAY too interested in the book I lent him, the one about autoerotic electrocution. Just give me whatever you've got left in the syringe, Raven, I think I'm going to need a hit of lethabarb before this night is over. Leave the pigeon with me, I'll let my cat deal with it - don't worry, he's a professional.
*shines penlight into Jade's eyes*
Jade? Jade? Can you hear me? Say something, Jade. It's not going to be much of a post if you don't and we're going to need either a makeup artist or a really good ventriliquist to pass this one off to your family.
Bloody Noodles, it seems he got WAY too interested in the book I lent him, the one about autoerotic electrocution. Just give me whatever you've got left in the syringe, Raven, I think I'm going to need a hit of lethabarb before this night is over. Leave the pigeon with me, I'll let my cat deal with it - don't worry, he's a professional.
*shines penlight into Jade's eyes*
Jade? Jade? Can you hear me? Say something, Jade. It's not going to be much of a post if you don't and we're going to need either a makeup artist or a really good ventriliquist to pass this one off to your family.
Nurse Ravenmad here, Doctor...the adrenalin you needed... Sorry, could only find a 25guage Bird size needle...might take a while to get the juice in her.
Hang On!!! Oh fuck...this was the syringe I was supposed to give you. How much of that Lethabarb have you used? There might be enough left to bump the hit-by-car Pigeon that I was gonna do.
Oh...there's not really, is there?
How's the patient?
Crikey!...just swap her for another one...the family will never know.
Nurse Ravenmad here, Doctor...the adrenalin you needed... Sorry, could only find a 25guage Bird size needle...might take a while to get the juice in her.
Hang On!!! Oh fuck...this was the syringe I was supposed to give you. How much of that Lethabarb have you used? There might be enough left to bump the hit-by-car Pigeon that I was gonna do.
Oh...there's not really, is there?
How's the patient?
Crikey!...just swap her for another one...the family will never know.
